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I had planned on writing a post on here as I sat in Panera enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee and some free WiFi. Unfortunately, not all WiFi is free. I am paying dearly for this WiFi as I sit next to a grown woman talking very loudly and repeating herself over and over again to her crying children. No child wants to sit in a Panera! There is nothing for them to do so they get bored and start crying. I swear he actually said his first word. It sounded something like "WHAAAAAAAA bitch!"
This Mother was kind enough to share herself and her crying children by walking them around the entire place...TWICE. The crying did not abate.
All of that noise caused the two older gentlemen next to me to start speaking louder to each other so they could hear. The battle was on. Youth was winning hands down. Their pink new lungs were really no match for the old guys. Experience paid off for the old guys though as they quickly figured out these babies would need to pause for air once in a while. They would pounce, loud and fast like a drummer filling in any dead space.

The cacophony was complete. No manner of ear protection could possibly have protected me. No amount of heavy sighing would be noticed. I merely had to bend my mind to this task and report this outburst to the world!

At the time of this writing I can report no serious injuries have occurred. However, I can't promise I won't harm someone very very soon.
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